You know, the Easter Egg Roll! The thing where they, we dunno, roll eggs around at the White House, because that’s fun, correct?
How does one win the Easter Egg Roll? NOBODY KNOWS.
Please write a paragraph explaining how the Easter Egg Roll thingie works, for inclusion in the Library of Congress probably.
Evan Hurst on Twitter right here.
@evanjosephhurst on Threads!
I have profiles those other places but I think I forgot how to log on.
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