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  • Trump Referred To His Son Barron In A Bizarre Way, And Twitter Lost It

    Trump Referred To His Son Barron In A Bizarre Way, And Twitter Lost It

    President Donald J. Trump has an infamously creepy relationship with his daughter, Ivanka; by contrast he has an infamously chilly relationship with his two oldest sons, Eric and Don Jr. But till now he’s at least seemed to like Barron, his 13-year-old boy with current spouse Melania, on whom he cheated with a porn star. […] More

  • Donald Trump wants to ban flavored vapes

    Donald Trump wants to ban flavored vapes

    The president has spoken, and fat flavored clouds are in his crosshairs.  In a conversation with reporters today at the White House, Donald Trump shared his highly developed thoughts about the scourge of flavored vape products. And, surprise, the man who believes he shouldn’t exercise because it will drain his life force thinks flavored vapes […] More

  • FEMA Chick Very Literally In Bed With Electric Company 'Fixing' Puerto Rico's 'Grid'

    A FEMA official who was in charge of rebuilding Puerto Rico’s electrical grid after Hurricane Maria was one of three people arrested Tuesday and charged in a great big bribery scheme. The official, Ahsha Tribble — yes — is accused of taking bribes to steer business to Cobra Acquisitions, an Oklahoma-based company that got $1.8 […] More

  • Chrissy Teigen unpacks her viral feud with Trump on 'Ellen'

    Chrissy Teigen unpacks her viral feud with Trump on 'Ellen'

    Chrissy Teigen sat down with Ellen DeGeneres to explain her recent Twitter feud with President Donald Trump. If you weren’t tuned in at the close of the weekend, Trump lashed out against Teigen and her husband John Legend after Legend appeared in a segment with MSNBC about criminal justice reform. Notably, Trump called Teigen a […] More

  • Trump Thinks Using Foreign Spies Is HOW RUDE!

    Here’s a funny and ridiculous and stupid addendum to one of this week’s disturbing stories, that of the CIA’s highly valuable Russian asset who was apparently extracted in 2017, at least partially because officials were worried Donald Trump might actually burn the spy’s identity to his patron Vladimir Putin. (This is the spy who reportedly […] More

  • Frottage Perv Mark Halperin REFUSES To Take His Gross Penis And Go Home

    Mark Halperin has trouble taking no for an answer. It’s a demonstrated issue that cropped up again when he reportedly flipped out on his former boss Phil Griffin. The MSNBC president, like most of civilized society, hasn’t forgotten that multiple women accused Halperin of rubbing his penis on them, against their will, at work. Griffin […] More

  • John Bolton, You Are BYE FELICIA BYE!

    Well, well, well, John Bolton! Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya! Is it Infrastructure Week? It must be Infrastructure Week. Yesterday, Donald Trump tweeted to bitch about all the FAKE NEWS about his failed photo op with the Taliban, and he presidentially proclaimed that there was no discord in […] More

  • Trump and John Bolton have an 'I fired you/no I quit' Twitter fight

    Trump and John Bolton have an 'I fired you/no I quit' Twitter fight

    The Trump administration is down yet another member, and yet again the dramatic firing seems to have unfolded on Twitter. On Tuesday, Trump tweeted to announce that last night he informed John Bolton, his third National Security Advisor, that “his services are no longer needed at the White House.” “I disagreed strongly with many of […] More

  • Trevor Noah gleefully weighs in on Trump's beef with Chrissy Teigen

    Trevor Noah gleefully weighs in on Trump's beef with Chrissy Teigen

    A lot is happening at the moment, but one thing Trevor Noah couldn’t resist talking about on Monday’s episode of The Daily Show was Trump’s beef with Chrissy Teigen — and, specifically, her absolutely brutal response. “lol what a pussy ass bitch, tagged everyone but me,” Teigen tweeted in response to a tweet from the […] More

  • Trump picked the worst possible weekend for his secret Taliban meeting, and it broke Stephen Colbert

    Trump picked the worst possible weekend for his secret Taliban meeting, and it broke Stephen Colbert

    We’re nearly three years into the Trump administration, which from the perspective of most professional funny people has consisted of a very brief “What a rich source of endless jokes!” moment and a so-far interminable “I don’t even have a joke for that” phase that has rendered the phrase “beyond satire” completely meaningless. The late […] More

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